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Cultured Swine

Hobbyist writer, musician, martial artist.
Left wing/ liberal. Opinions stated here are my dog’s. Will follow back.Much of what I write is sarcastic or jokes

Ottawa, Canada

Joined on 7 June, 2020

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Anyone have advice on a site that is good for posting short stories? #WritingCommunity #writerslift #writingadvice #writingtip #author #authorslife

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Quoted @WOTonPrime

The Eye of the World was not the beginning.

There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of The Wheel of Time.

But January 15, 1990 was a beginning.

Please don’t screw it up please don’t screw it up please don’t screw it up... we need a good fantasy series now more then ever. #wot

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Quoted @benshapiro

Which is fine! Just noting a bit of a disparity here. And also that once again, my point is proved: lumping all conservatives together with the Capitol rioters is utterly uncontroversial and largely de rigueur in media.

"The only reason to have a conversation or be friends with anyone on the #left is if you're in public in front of large audience & your goal is to humiliate them as badly as possible." - #Shapiro. Sorry what was that about lumping people together and being divisive? #benshapiro #

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Quoted @natnewswatch

Erin O’Toole “outraged” as Conservative Party of Canada Confirms Conservative MP Derek Sloan Accepted Donation From Neo-Nazi

‘“Outraged” people found out found that conservative MP Derek Sloan accepted donation from Neo-Nazi.’ - there, fixed it for you. #otoole #ErinOTrump #erinotoole #sloan #dereksloan #outrage #canada #ontario #ottawa #Conservative

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New name for the #Millennials and #GenZ: the resilient generation. 2 recessions and a pandemic and still going. Didn’t hurt that we all watched the people who labelled them #snowflake generation storm the #capitol because their candidate lost.

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That’s as in “too square.” Original joke was “why doesn’t four ask out five? He’s too squared.” I prefer my version.

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Question: Is four good in bed? Answer: no, he’s two square. #jokes #JokeoftheDay #joke #dirtyjoke

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I hope #ErinOToole knows #canada won’t support this, especially after the damage it caused to the US

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Quoted @erinotoole

"I am proud of Canada as a welcoming, modern, and inclusive country.”— My statement.

He’s right about one thing. The #conservatives themselves aren’t far right, but #Otoole is. We all know what he means when he says #Trudeau will rig elections and “take Canada back”- and we saw the results of it in January 6. #canada #takecanadaback #ErinOTrump #erinotoole

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Replying to @apnoeaboy: I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf,

"and so do all who live to see such ti…

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I think thing with these people is they WANT to be victims, even if they aren’t, so they can first justify both complaining to “win” an argument while actually victimizing people as “revenge” for imagined slights. Reality doesn’t matter to them. #Conservative #trudeau #liberal

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Quoted @tales_tomorrow

@TheTorontoSun No he doesn’t. Conservative media have been “warning” us about that for years and it hasn’t happened at all. If anything, he’s done the reverse. People are getting wise to your lies, and criticizing you for saying something isn’t the same as attacking your free speech

This has to be one of the weirdest arguments I’ve had.“JT is policing language!” “Examples please?” “Yeah here’s one in Zimbabwe! Jt is evil!” “Ok but I mean of JT.” “Here’s one in uk that proves JT is evil!Just wait till the cons are in and do it to YOU!”

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Quoted @WaytowichNeil

Here is Erin O'Toole saying this his policies are no different than Donald Trump's America First policies. #cdnpoli #cdnmedia

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I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf,

"and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

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Can Joe Biden make America great again? A worthwhile read. #canjoebiden #Biden #joebiden #BidenHarris2020

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#ErinOToole is angry about being called Canada’s #Trump, roughly a week after claiming that #Trudeau would rig future elections. If he doesn’t want to be compared to the orange disgrace, the answer is simple: stop acting like him. #canadastrump #otoole #canada #conservative #erin

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(From LOL Australia)

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“My body is a temple, which explains why a priest once tried to enter it.”

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“Democracy good, trump is better, democracy good, trump is better”- #maga hate currently tweeting “inauguration cancelled.” #inaguration #inagurationcancelled #trump #biden #Fascism

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#TrumpTreason #TrumpRally #CapitolRiot #CapitolRiots #RepublicansDontCare #Republicans #GOPComplicitTraitors #GOPSeditiousTraitors #gop #GOPTraitorsToDemocracy #GOPTraitorsToDemocracy #RepublicansAreDestroyingAmerica

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The girlfriend had asked why I’m doing the Christmas lights NOW, when #onstorm is trending. Why didn’t I do it earlier during the fall? Why not wait until the storm is over? Why not, at least, wait until the day when it isn’t dark? This shows she doesn’t fully understand

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