Sarah Mullis ( @smulliscomedy ) Twitter Profile

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Sarah Mullis

writer. actress. comedienne. struggle bus driver.

Los Angeles, CA

Joined on 17 July, 2013

http://www.sarahwmullis.com

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  • 510 Followers
  • 781 Following

Replying to @Pappiness: Trump presses his Diet Coke button at Mar-a-Lago.

A voice on the intercom asks "is Pepsi okay?"

Trump knows he has reached…

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Replying to @susanbordson: All day, I've loved the colorful coats.
#HereWeCome
#Inauguration2021
#Inauguration

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Replying to @Boi69420Ya: Everyone at the end of episode 3 of #WandaVision

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Replying to @james_crichton: I have passed away

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Everyone at the end of episode 3 of #WandaVision

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Quoted @OfficialBPeters

Bernie in the Park too

I have passed away

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Trump presses his Diet Coke button at Mar-a-Lago.

A voice on the intercom asks "is Pepsi okay?"

Trump knows he has reached rock bottom.

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Replying to @JoeBiden: It’s a new day in America.

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Replying to @widgetmagLOL: January 2021: it’s “Myths & Legends” month at . We’ll 📌 this 🧵 for the 🗓 (<= month) with all our p…

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All day, I've loved the colorful coats.
#HereWeCome
#Inauguration2021
#Inauguration

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Replying to @imchrisbrennan: “Everyone shall sit under their own vine and fig tree”

Hamilton fans:

#InaugurationDay

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Replying to @smulliscomedy: Happy #InaugurationDay ! We did it y’all! A black woman is in the White House and she looks GOOD! And her step daughter.…

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Replying to @AmyBartucci: How have I missed listening to poetry from this beautiful human all these years? #AmandaGorman

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Replying to @peacebang: #AmandaGorman “a nation that is not broken but unfinished” ❤️

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Happy #InaugurationDay ! We did it y’all! A black woman is in the White House and she looks GOOD! And her step daughter. And @MichelleObama . Idk everyone looks amazing. @KamalaHarris @PopTV @SchittsCreek

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“Everyone shall sit under their own vine and fig tree”

Hamilton fans:

#InaugurationDay

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#AmandaGorman “a nation that is not broken but unfinished” ❤️

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It’s a new day in America.

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Quoted @RollingStone

Happy birthday, @DollyParton 🎈

Has anyone figured out how to safely clone her yet? She’d be my first pick.

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Quoted @latimes

Would you want to enjoy a day at Disneyland with family and friends for just $41 per ticket? You can!

You’ll just need a time machine to go back to the year 2000

This was a cheap trick, @latimes .

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Replying to @latimes: Would you want to enjoy a day at Disneyland with family and friends for just $41 per ticket? You can!

You’ll just need a tim…

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Does anyone feel like a plastic bag? How is it? Just wondering, cause Katy Perry seemed to talk a lot about it, and since we have some time on our hands we could unpack that... #KatyPerry #firework #music

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Replying to @SarahSurgey1: My top 3 assumptions when the doorbell rings:
1. Murderer
2. Police telling me everyone is dead
3. The book I ordered abo…

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Replying to @becca_oneal: how's everyone's crush from quarantine season 1 doing?

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How have I missed listening to poetry from this beautiful human all these years? #AmandaGorman

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how's everyone's crush from quarantine season 1 doing?

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January 2021: it’s “Myths & Legends” month at . We’ll 📌 this 🧵 for the 🗓 (<= month) with all our pieces in order! FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE! HIRE THEM! SHARE THEIR WORK! ’Cause they’re awesome!

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My top 3 assumptions when the doorbell rings:
1. Murderer
2. Police telling me everyone is dead
3. The book I ordered about positive thinking

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Replying to @mullis_sarah: New #Covfefe who dis?

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