Neil Gaiman ( @neilhimself ) Twitter Profile

neilhimself

Neil Gaiman

will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, he will keep making things up and writing them down.

a bit all over the place

Joined on 26 December, 2008

http://www.neilgaiman.com

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Replying to @RogerMiles: Skye campaigner welcomes landmark period product bill

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Replying to @zachwhalen: Here's the current state of the panel generator doing a latent walk.

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Skye campaigner welcomes landmark period product bill

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Quoted @KateClanchy1

What animal is your heart? Is one of my favourite poetry questions. But I've never had an answer like this. Kyla is 17.

This is beautiful.

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Quoted @NightlyPolitics

BREAKING: After the Trump campaign paid $3 million for a recount in Milwaukee, the election board counted 132 additional votes for Biden.

Replying to @mang0ld: Imagine that.

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Replying to @GreatDismal: It's like when a car alarm finally stops, but this one was sounding for four solid years.

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It's like when a car alarm finally stops, but this one was sounding for four solid years.

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Imagine that.

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Tomorrow I will post the unboxing photos of the Stardust limited that puts all other limiteds written by me alone to shame. For now, I leave you to wonder...

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Replying to @Ophiuchus_XIII: Didn’t think The Ocean At The End Of The Lane could be improved upon, but it turns out @neilhimself ‘s signature makes…

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Didn’t think The Ocean At The End Of The Lane could be improved upon, but it turns out @neilhimself ‘s signature makes even the best things better! 💕

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Replying to @ashleystorrie: I found a video I made a while a go while cleaning out my google drive... How not to date, it was mainly just an exercis…

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Replying to @GemCityLeo: For years I’ve bought @neilhimself‘s “Blueberry Girl” as a gift whenever a friend had a daughter. A few months ago, I found…

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Replying to @MrRickyWhittle: Soooo @YetideBadaki continued to blow me away this season,loved loved loved getting to see more shadow and bilquis scen…

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Replying to @AmGodsIntl: I think we need to start a petition to get @MrRickyWhittle to do a tour exactly like this in every location featured in Sea…

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For years I’ve bought @neilhimself‘s “Blueberry Girl” as a gift whenever a friend had a daughter. A few months ago, I found myself buying a copy for my own baby.

...our friends filled in the rest of her collection.

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Quoted @KidsBooksIrel

It's new review Friday! ❄️📚🎄
This week's seasonal selection features polar bears, snow angels and lots of festive cheer.
Dive in and find your next great read: 
@WalkerBooksUK  @futafata @PuffinBooks @KidsBloomsbury @NosyCrow @HarperCollinsCh

What a wonderful review for Pirate Stew! Thank you!

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Replying to @MissWylieCTS: We have been reading #OddandtheFrostGiants by Neil Gaiman @neilhimself. Have you ever met a Frost Giant? Pine class haven…

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Replying to @BadAstronomer: #BlackHoleFriday is just a cynical marketing stunt by Big Black Hole to make you buy more black holes.

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Quoted @NASA

🚨 🚨 Deal of the Day Alert 🚨 🚨

It’s our 8th annual #BlackHoleFriday, and we’re bringing you everything you’ve ever wished to know about black holes in one knowledge-packed day! Sounds like a steal to us 😉. Dive in:

#BlackHoleFriday is just a cynical marketing stunt by Big Black Hole to make you buy more black holes.

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Here's the current state of the panel generator doing a latent walk.

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Replying to @Puddinth: @neilhimself "I'm the president of the United States!"
This reminds me of that game of thrones scene.... https://t.co/y3PBs8k…

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@neilhimself "I'm the president of the United States!"
This reminds me of that game of thrones scene....

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Replying to @WizardMarnok: @neilhimself that's why they call then "CON" stellations.
Most of the stuff, they steal the names from chocolate bars, t…

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@neilhimself that's why they call then "CON" stellations.
Most of the stuff, they steal the names from chocolate bars, they aren't even trying.

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Replying to @Go_Ask_Alis: @neilhimself I am. I am a pawn of big astronomy. Get out your telescope and examine my satellites you educated professor…

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@neilhimself I am. I am a pawn of big astronomy. Get out your telescope and examine my satellites you educated professor. Calculate my albedo you monster

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Quoted @OxfordDiplomat

Doesn’t this feel like a strict father scolding a child:

"Don't talk to me that way.

I'm the President of the United States.

Don't ever talk to the president that way."

#ElectoralCollege

I was told long ago that if you have to say "don't you know who I am?" you aren't anybody.

If you're petulantly reminding reporters that you're the President of the United States, maybe it's because you kind of aren't, any more.

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#EveryChildaReader provides educators, parents, booksellers, and librarians free materials and programs to inspire a love of reading. Join us by donating up until #GivingTuesday and your gift will be DOUBLED. Donate here: #reading #kidlit #homeschool

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I found a video I made a while a go while cleaning out my google drive... How not to date, it was mainly just an exercise in green screening but I think it's cute!

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We have been reading #OddandtheFrostGiants by Neil Gaiman @neilhimself. Have you ever met a Frost Giant? Pine class haven't either but this is what we think they would look like. We are really enjoying this book and can't wait for each new chapter @CTS_Watford

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I think we need to start a petition to get @MrRickyWhittle to do a tour exactly like this in every location featured in Season 3...

#AmericanGods #Season3

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Soooo @YetideBadaki continued to blow me away this season,loved loved loved getting to see more shadow and bilquis scenes ❤️💪🏾🙏🏾🙌🏾🔥 this queen 👸🏿 RT @AmGodsIntl: Join Bilquis on her journey of self-discovery... ❤️

#AmericanGods #Season3

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Quoted @TwinklScotland

hi @neilhimself! Twinkl have teachers who want to read stories aloud and suggest activities for parents to do at home during school closures. One of our teachers wants to read Cinnamon. Would you allow this?

Absolutely allowed. If you are a parent, teacher or concerned friend reading things while schools are closed, you 100% have my permission to read ANYTHING of mine.

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