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Jonah Hall

Jonah writes. Poetry. Essays. NBA. MLB. Sports Journalism. Culture. Teaching. Sometimes even humor. https://t.co/uoVJbYfLBf

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Joined on 7 January, 2013

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Replying to @RemakingManhood: Parler is now being hosted in Russia. Not kidding.

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Replying to @StephenAtHome: No garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.

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No garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.

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Parler is now being hosted in Russia. Not kidding.

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Replying to @ZachLowe_NBA: I was watching this game, and stopped what I was doing to text several friends the time stamp of this pass. We are still…

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Quoted @johnhollinger

Good morning. Let's water polo.

I was watching this game, and stopped what I was doing to text several friends the time stamp of this pass. We are still texting about it now.

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Replying to @londyloo: Things my mom, a grocery worker, endured 2020:
1) Being slapped for running out of TP 🧻
2) Called a B*tch almost daily
3)…

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Replying to @onthemedia: A day of reckoning for Zello? Covering the walkie-talkie app’s role in last week’s insurrection and what comes next w/@Mica

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We are all questionable for today's games. #NBA

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Replying to @GlobeBobRyan: Alert to Nets fans: The main reason the Garnett-Pierce-Allen union worked so well was Garnett’s 100 pct, team first, self…

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Two-way contract: to the COVID or away from the COVID. #NBA

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Replying to @DeaconBlues0: Stephen Colbert: History shouldn't allow one horrific event caused by Trump to overshadow all his other horrific events.

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A day of reckoning for Zello? Covering the walkie-talkie app’s role in last week’s insurrection and what comes next w/@MicahLoewinger

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Replying to @Deadspin: Four of the top-10 players tonight are game-time decisions.

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Q. How good does it feel to watch moving trucks arrive at the White House?
#Democrats

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Nets locker room before Saturday's game. Nash:
"Every one of us needs to have one goal. Ok, two goals. First goal: Stay home and enjoy your family. We're all adults. (Looks at Durant and raises eyebrow as if to say "I hope we are.")
Second goal: Win the whole thing.
#Nets #NBA

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Keeping 3 year-old in bedroom overnight:
1. Walk her back to room.
2. Give big hug and kiss.
3. Walk her back.
4. Lie down next to her for 5 min.
5. Walk her back.
6. Attempt to go back to sleep in own bed.
7. Hear her door open.
8. Raise white flag of surrender.
#parenting

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Things my mom, a grocery worker, endured 2020:
1) Being slapped for running out of TP 🧻
2) Called a B*tch almost daily
3) Spit on by anti-mask
4) Breaking up fist fights
5) Covid sanitation policies

Yet people still don’t think she should make $15 per hour.

PAY WORKERS.

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Remember you don't need this.

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Replying to @_Zeets: "The presence of Christian rituals, symbols and language was unmistakable on Wednesday in Washington...All of this was interspe…

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Four of the top-10 players tonight are game-time decisions.

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Stephen Colbert: History shouldn't allow one horrific event caused by Trump to overshadow all his other horrific events.

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Replying to @HeathMayo: Listen to this entire interview from an officer who was assaulted at the Capitol.

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Listen to this entire interview from an officer who was assaulted at the Capitol.

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Thoughts on how our trust in democracy may return.

Why focus on these results when all hell broke lose at the Capitol the next day? Because we need to remember there is good news amidst all the awful.

#Senate

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Alert to Nets fans: The main reason the Garnett-Pierce-Allen union worked so well was Garnett’s 100 pct, team first, selfless vision of the game. Plus his defense. But there have been very few total physical-mental-emotional packages like Kevin Garnett. Actually, none.

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Replying to @jake_bittle: The Nets have now acquired all three types of Brooklyn guy; a weirdly skinny guy, a guy with a huge beard, and a guy who’s…

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Replying to @BaseballQuotes1: I remember one game I got five hits and stole five bases, but none of it was written down because they didn't bring th…

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I remember one game I got five hits and stole five bases, but none of it was written down because they didn't bring the scorebook to the game that day. -Cool Papa Bell

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The Nets have now acquired all three types of Brooklyn guy; a weirdly skinny guy, a guy with a huge beard, and a guy who’s obsessed with astrology and conspiracy theories.

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"The presence of Christian rituals, symbols and language was unmistakable on Wednesday in Washington...All of this was interspersed with allusions to QAnon conspiracy theories, Confederate flags and anti-Semitic T-shirts."

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Not a year-end list.

#2020

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