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StephenAtHome

Stephen Colbert

Evie’s husband

Joined on 15 September, 2008

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Replying to @chefjoseandres: People of America! Next Wednesday, all across the country let’s order from our favorite local restaurants! We can suppo…

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Replying to @sbg1: The temptation is to avert your gaze, to move on. Don't.

Watch @lukemogelson video from among the insurrectionists: https://t.c…

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The temptation is to avert your gaze, to move on. Don't.

Watch @lukemogelson video from among the insurrectionists:

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People of America! Next Wednesday, all across the country let’s order from our favorite local restaurants! We can support the local economy and keep each other safe...I will be doing it! @JoeBiden’s inauguration will be a celebration of democracy, of longer tables! #WeThePeople

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I am looking forward to this new book from @suleikajaouad

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The Big Time, baby!

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The president’s right that people shouldn’t compare him to Nixon. Nixon got re-elected.

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Quoted @EKingstonBooks

Treat yerselves to a seachanty

2021: Year of the Sea Shanty

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Replying to @colbertlateshow: TONIGHT! @SenSanders promises that those in Congress who may have aided the insurrectionists in last week's attack on…

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TONIGHT! @SenSanders promises that those in Congress who may have aided the insurrectionists in last week's attack on the Capitol will face consequences. #LSSC

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Tomorrow night, join me and some friends for a discussion of Derek DelGaudio’s “In & Of Itself” at the 92nd Street Y. It’s a livestream, so the Y, in this case, stands for “Your Room.”

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After these FBI arrests, just think of all the basements that moms will be able to redecorate.

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It feels like I just took my decorations down from last impeachment!

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Quoted @C_C_Krebs

So that was awesome. On Face the Nation I just said erection instead of election.

I am so bad at this.

Nonsense. I thought you did a fine job.

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Coming January 22, on Hulu. Evie and I are proud to be Executive Producers of this Beautiful and Mysterious film. Thank you, Derek. Thank you, Frank. See it, and you won’t be the same.

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Replying to @cartoonmoo: BREAKING: Saruman breaks ties with Sauron. Says he is shocked by Sauron's "rhetoric."
Quoted saying: "Mordor is better than…

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The president got permanently suspended from Twitter!
Your move, Grubhub.

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Quoth the twitterbird, "Nevermore."

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BREAKING: Saruman breaks ties with Sauron. Says he is shocked by Sauron's "rhetoric."
Quoted saying: "Mordor is better than this."

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It’ll be a shame if history allows one horrific event on this president’s watch to overshadow all the other horrific events on this president’s watch.

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The Late Show will be LIVE tonight. And hopefully, so will democracy. 11:35 on CBS.

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“Wocka Wocka, Old Sport.”

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Quoted @colbertlateshow

The President’s Georgia Call: All Smackdown Edition

Tonight

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