Tyler ( @MrTRutherford ) Twitter Profile

MrTRutherford

Tyler

Trust No One. He/him

The Shadows

Joined on 12 March, 2015

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  • 136 Following

Replying to @StephenKing: Which knight invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
Top THAT, Patton Oswalt! Can't, can you? I thought not!

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Which knight invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
Top THAT, Patton Oswalt! Can't, can you? I thought not!

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho murdered someone and made up the Zodiac rumors himself

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho looks like the only person who uses mayonnaise in every dish he makes

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Replying to @PatinkinMandy: #TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho quotes The Princess Bride, but knows as much about true love as a piece of cheese knows about…

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho quotes The Princess Bride, but knows as much about true love as a piece of cheese knows about gymnastics.

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Replying to @DothTheDoth: Of course I have body issues, the moon can’t turn me into a fucking wolf.

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So if Mjolnir(Thor's Hammer) can be summoned by worthiness, surely there's got to be billions of people from different galaxies that are worthy and not just Thor and Captain America.

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Replying to @mynameisntdave: ME: *getting ready to go out for the night* guys, tonight we’re gonna paint the town red

MY FRIENDS SHERWIN, WILLIAMS…

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Replying to @kimrhodes4real: OH MY GOD THE SHIRT IS MAGIC!!!! I swear this is not a marketing ploy. If it were, I would have makeup on. https://t.co…

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Quoted @TAlanHorne

How many of you can tell me who this fellow is?

What can you tell me about him?

Robert Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice, was a late 80s early 90s one hit wonder with his song"Ice,Ice, Baby" and he's the reason why white people were glad when Eminem came on the seen as the "first white rapper"

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Of course I have body issues, the moon can’t turn me into a fucking wolf.

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ME: *getting ready to go out for the night* guys, tonight we’re gonna paint the town red

MY FRIENDS SHERWIN, WILLIAMS AND BENJAMIN MOORE: *absolutely vibrating with excitement*

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OH MY GOD THE SHIRT IS MAGIC!!!! I swear this is not a marketing ploy. If it were, I would have makeup on.

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I don't generally make new year's resolutions but I think I need to work a lot on myself as I feel like something is missing, plus I think unplugging is good idea so often .

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We can all agree that Elf on the Shelf is pretty creepy right?

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Replying to @truthfactorg: @UberFacts According to psychologists, coloring is the best alternative to meditation. Coloring allows to unlock your cre…

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@UberFacts According to psychologists, coloring is the best alternative to meditation. Coloring allows to unlock your creative potential. Perhaps more Important, it helps relieve tension and anxiety. It also unlocks memories of childhood and simpler times. ---

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Quoted @TheWayfarerSoul

What is the most romantic question ever?

Will you sign this prenup?

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Canadians, I think it's time we admit one of our biggest secrets, Canadian Bacon is just ham.

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😂

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Can a vampire kill another vampire by sucking the blood the other one needed?

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How do you know if you have perfect colourvision?

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What's it called if you aren't a religious person and doesn't believe in Heaven, but believes that there is a Hell? I'm actually curious about the real answer.

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Replying to @bravemule: this realization is going to ruin my life

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Quoted @wiki_tmnt

Post-traumatic stress disorder

this realization is going to ruin my life

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Was watching Sing On! On Netflix and I think @maudegarrett went undercover

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