It doesn't take much to make me happy besides shopping, nutella, my CLOSE friends & the occasional hug... lol!! :o) :-) ^_^
The city that NEVER sleeps. (NYC babyyy!!!)
Joined on 12 May, 2016
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho wants to be president, and thanks to his spinelessness (and Donald Trump) he NEVER will be! 🗽🧔🏻🤵🏻🏛
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho ate all of his vegetables as a child!👶👦🏻🥗🥫🥦🥬🥕
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho goes to the gym ⛹ and doesn't break a sweat 😰😅😓
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho googles himself just to see how old he is... 👨🏻🦳
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho giggles during sexual intercourse!
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho fries each bacon🥓strip individually!
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho you send to the store🏪 with a list and yet there's still items missing!🤦🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWhokeeps you awake all night talking while you're just trying to sleep!🛌🏾
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho picks his nose👃🏻when he thinks that no one is watching!
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho doesn't get the joke, then privately ask you to fill him in on it! 🤣🤣🤣
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho check his balls ⚾⚾ just to make sure they're there! ✔✅✔
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho cooks an egg🥚, without removing the shell!
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho offers to take a friend out for their birthday 🎂 and they end up paying 💵 for the whole meal!🍽
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho takes the entire bag of trail mix just so that he can make an actual trail!
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho sees you crying😭 and then gives you the napkin🧻 that he already used!
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho claps even after the moment of applause 👏 is over!
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho Goes to rehab just to 'meet people'.
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho would resurrect George Wallace from the dead while stepping over the grave of George Washington!
You are one handsome, intelligent, adorable, gorgeous, bag of yumminess! @Trevornoah #SaySomethingNiceDay
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