Cori Simone ( @CoriSimone27 ) Twitter Profile

CoriSimone27

Cori Simone

It doesn't take much to make me happy besides shopping, nutella, my CLOSE friends & the occasional hug... lol!! :o) :-) ^_^

The city that NEVER sleeps. (NYC babyyy!!!)

Joined on 12 May, 2016

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho wants to be president, and thanks to his spinelessness (and Donald Trump) he NEVER will be! 🗽🧔🏻🤵🏻🏛

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho ate all of his vegetables as a child!👶👦🏻🥗🥫🥦🥬🥕

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho goes to the gym ⛹ and doesn't break a sweat 😰😅😓

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho googles himself just to see how old he is... 👨🏻‍🦳

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho giggles during sexual intercourse!

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho fries each bacon🥓strip individually!

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho you send to the store🏪 with a list and yet there's still items missing!🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWhokeeps you awake all night talking while you're just trying to sleep!🛌🏾

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho picks his nose👃🏻when he thinks that no one is watching!

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho doesn't get the joke, then privately ask you to fill him in on it! 🤣🤣🤣

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho check his balls ⚾⚾ just to make sure they're there! ✔✅✔

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho cooks an egg🥚, without removing the shell!

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho offers to take a friend out for their birthday 🎂 and they end up paying 💵 for the whole meal!🍽

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho takes the entire bag of trail mix just so that he can make an actual trail!

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho sees you crying😭 and then gives you the napkin🧻 that he already used!

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho claps even after the moment of applause 👏 is over!

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho Goes to rehab just to 'meet people'.

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho would resurrect George Wallace from the dead while stepping over the grave of George Washington!

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho eats just one potato chip!🥔

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You are one handsome, intelligent, adorable, gorgeous, bag of yumminess! @Trevornoah #SaySomethingNiceDay

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