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AlexDinelaris

Alexander Dinelaris (@🏡)

Dad. Yanks fan. Playwright/Producer/Screenwriter: Birdman, The Revenant, Still Life, On Your Feet & some other stuff.

Joined on 12 August, 2012

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Quoted @Yankees

The Yankees have agreed to terms with OF Clint Frazier, RHP Chad Green, OF Aaron Judge, LHP Jordan Montgomery, C Gary Sánchez, INF Gleyber Torres, INF Gio Urshela, and INF Luke Voit on one-year, non-guaranteed contracts, thus avoiding arbitration.

Can everyone back the f**k off the ledge now? Already a solid off season and more to come. Let’s go Yanks! @Yankees #MLB

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Quoted @hugolowell

Just in: President Trump and allies appear to now be coalescing to install Defense Department chief and former Nunes aide Kash Patel as Acting CIA Director, per notes photographed by the Washington Post.

.@senatemajldr Any thoughts?

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Replying to @GenMhayden: “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not…

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“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.” -- Ulysses S. Grant.

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Quoted @Majorleaguemadd

When the Yankees lose: At least I have the Giants!
When the Giants lose: At least I have the Rangers!
When the Rangers lose: At least I have the Knicks! (Lol what)
When the Knicks lose: At least I have the Yankees!
And then the cycle begins again 😄

Truth.

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Quoted @BR_MLB

DJ LeMahieu, Yankees finalizing agreement for the 2B to return to the team, per @jonmorosi

Thank God.

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Replying to @PresElectBiden: Folks — This will be the account for my official duties as President. At 12:01 PM on January 20th, it will become @POTU

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Folks — This will be the account for my official duties as President. At 12:01 PM on January 20th, it will become @POTUS. Until then, I'll be using @JoeBiden. And while you're here, follow @FLOTUSBiden @SenKamalaHarris @SecondGentleman and @Transition46.

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Replying to @RBReich: In other news, America's billionaires could give everybody in the country a $3,000 stimulus check and still be richer than the…

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In other news, America's billionaires could give everybody in the country a $3,000 stimulus check and still be richer than they were before the pandemic.

It's past time for a wealth tax.

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Quoted @RexChapman

This mother’s reaction to seeing her son passed the Bar is everything...

Good for the soul... congratulations young man.

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This Abbott and Costello reboot sucks.

#comedyishard
#FireThemAll

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Replying to @th3j35t3r: Look away now. Brutal footage of road-rage attack in Canada. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Look away now. Brutal footage of road-rage attack in Canada. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Replying to @RBReich: Call me an originalist, but I think the Framers of the Constitution intended the impeachment process to be used to remove a pr…

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Call me an originalist, but I think the Framers of the Constitution intended the impeachment process to be used to remove a president who incited a takeover of the Capitol.

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Quoted @marklevinshow

I have suspended my own Twitter account in protest against Twitter’s fascism. I ask all my followers to join me now on Parler and Rumble.


Bonus!

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Quoted @bags

Here’s a simple explanation for those who still don’t understand:

Twitter is the bakery.

Trump is the LGBTQ wedding cake. 🏳️‍🌈

Make sense now?

@Martina @cmclymer @gluedinplace

My favorite take so far.
(Bonus points for being Armenian.)

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Quoted @IvankaTrump

“This moment calls for healing and reconciliation. We must revitalize the sacred bonds that bind us together as one national family.” @realDonaldTrump

Seriously. Who exactly is this tweet aimed at. Think about it.

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Quoted @Variety

Twitter Permanently Bans Donald Trump

Wow... peace and quiet. Can you feel it?

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Replying to @travis_view: A QAnon follower on Tik Tok starts asking the questions that might lead him out of the rabbit hole.

Here's hoping he doe…

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A QAnon follower on Tik Tok starts asking the questions that might lead him out of the rabbit hole.

Here's hoping he doesn't fall down a worse one instead.

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