Happy two-week birthday, Jesus! (It never hurts to kiss a little deity ass).
@ConanOBrien I'm afraid He's going to see right through your motivations. 🤔😂😉
@ConanOBrien The downside is that when you kiss Jesus's ass, he turns the other cheek.
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